The Most Entertaining Guide to Landing Page Optimization You'll Ever Read

Sunday, May 1, 2016

Landing pages rule. Blah. 
Homepages suck. Blah. 
Do some A/B testing. Blah. 
Base your optimization strategy on customer feedback. Blah. 

All of those statements are true. But they sound boring and being boring is lame. It's twenty fourteen and I refuse to be lame. 

If you want to be a non-lame marketer, it's really easy. Read this post, have a laugh, and treat everything I say as gospel. 

Be warned, however, that I may descend into telling bad jokes in the absence of [click here to continue]